Hello, peasant.

I see you eyeing the V.I.P. lever… how adorable.

Don’t make me laugh - we both know you can’t afford it. Honestly, it’d be way less humiliating if you just grabbed the bundle… or waited patiently for the next sale.

That way, you can still flex on your friends and pretend you’ve made it - but let’s be real, you and I both know you’re just another commoner trying their best.

So do us both a favor: grab the bundle or wait for a sale. I won’t tell.

(Not getting this DLC won’t affect the completion of the game in any way.)