Just when you thought he’d finally caught a break, the POSTAL Dude gets yanked out of vacation mode by a full-blown nationwide ginger purge. The new President is an old-news flag-humping lunatic, redheads are officially public enemy number one, and a tech-nerd Vice President just ran off with The Dude’s personal arsenal.

With a fruity cocktail still in hand and nothing but rage in his heart, the Dude must now punch, piss, and blast his way through a sunbaked swarm of brainwashed fanatics under the heat of a regular manhunt to get his guns back. He’s been stripped of his beloved boomsticks, sure - but don’t worry. The POSTAL Dude’s never unarmed. Just more improvisational. And this time he’s motivated as ever.

Make sure your body is ready to:

• Explore a brand new chapter that expands the story after Brain Damaged.

• Soak in the summer vibes and kick-back by kicking everyone’s collective ass.

• Ruin holidays with 5 brand new offensive weapons - both literally and metaphorically.

• Get sticky with the new sweaty sticky hand. Now you can get into places without the hook. Convenient and weird!

• New enemies to rain on your parade - from the attention demanding xtitch streamers, to the dangerously chiseled chads.

• Enjoy the cast of returning characters in a sun-stroked new adventure.