"Brew up a cozy world of caffeinated creativity in What Not Coffee – where your coffee crafting knows no bounds! From classic espresso to... ahem, circuit board lattes, discover what ‘anything goes’ really means!"

Bold Recipe Creation

• Mix and match ingredients like never before, from classic espresso to Circuit Board Lattes and Sewage Tea – whatever fuels your inspiration.

• Name each drink as you like, giving every recipe a personalized twist and unique flair.

A Cast of Whimsical Customers

• Serve a variety of quirky customers, each with their own personalities and preferences.

• Surprise them with an unexpected treat, or craft a classic blend – every customer interaction is its own experience.

Unique Café Locations

• Choose from a selection of café settings, such as a busy cityscape or a quiet field, giving each location a unique atmosphere.

• Your café’s location shapes the vibe of your space and adds variety to the experience.

Resourceful Ingredient Sourcing

• Gather ingredients and make online orders for special items, with supplies delivered by airdrop straight to your café.

• Discover everyday and unusual ingredients, from traditional coffee beans to totally unorthodox add-ins.

Cozy Yet Unconventional Vibes

• Designed to be both cozy and humorous, What Not Coffee combines a charming aesthetic with lighthearted, relaxed gameplay.

• Let your creativity flow in a café experience that’s all about personal expression and whimsical fun.