We Are So Cooked
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Description
DEAD WEIGHT
A dead body is heavy, floppy, and incredibly awkward.
Solo Struggle: Dragging the body alone is slow and leaves a bloody trail.
Team Lift: Grab a limb each to move faster, but coordinate carefully—if you pull left and your friend pulls right, you’re going to drop him down the stairs.
Physics Chaos: The body snags on doorframes, knocks over vases, and slides off laundry carts. Every step is a potential disaster.
THREATS
The world is watching.
Civilians: If a guest sees the body, they scream. Screams attract Guards.
Security: They hunt noise. If they catch you with the body, it’s over.
Eyes & Noses: Security Cameras watch the hallways, while Guard Dogs can sniff out the body even if it's hidden inside a locker.
Grab your friends, grab a limb, and try not to look suspicious.