We Are So Cooked

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DEAD WEIGHT

A dead body is heavy, floppy, and incredibly awkward.

  • Solo Struggle: Dragging the body alone is slow and leaves a bloody trail.

  • Team Lift: Grab a limb each to move faster, but coordinate carefully—if you pull left and your friend pulls right, you’re going to drop him down the stairs.

  • Physics Chaos: The body snags on doorframes, knocks over vases, and slides off laundry carts. Every step is a potential disaster.

THREATS

The world is watching.

  • Civilians: If a guest sees the body, they scream. Screams attract Guards.

  • Security: They hunt noise. If they catch you with the body, it’s over.

  • Eyes & Noses: Security Cameras watch the hallways, while Guard Dogs can sniff out the body even if it's hidden inside a locker.

Grab your friends, grab a limb, and try not to look suspicious.