features:

• thrillingly realistic electronic unit and instruction booklet
  
• quirky hand-drawn pixel sprites and animations
  
• evolve your beepis - unlock all 10!
  
• minigames c:
  
• data automatically saves - take a break!
  
• earn and spend coins without having to work
  
• audio volume is at 25% by default, you're welcome
  
• no consequences