The rules are simple:

• Always forwards, sometimes left, sometimes right

• Acquire points, avoid pain

• Disregard honour: crush your enemies and rejoice in the lamentations of their loved ones.

Supports up to 8 local players! Maximise revelry by:

• Turning your steamdeck sideways

• Sharing controllers

• Controlling using smartphones over LAN connection

Also features three more bullet points!

• Highly configurable game rules!

• Extremely irritating bot opponents!

• Fully monophonic sound!