DIVE INTO THE CO-OP MAYHEM

Why ruin someone's vacation alone when you can do it with friends? Grab your squad and split the duties: one person scans, one barks orders, and everyone else tries not to lose their minds.

DIG THROUGH WEIRD STUFF

Treat every suitcase like a loot box from a fever dream. You’ll find definitely-not-illegal things hidden in most unexpected places. It’s messy, it’s nosy, and it’s definetely glorious.

FLEX YOUR AIRPORT AUTHORITY

You’re the king of the metal detector, so start acting like it! Feel like confiscating a cactus? Do it. Want to deport a guy just because his passport photo is too smug? No problem. Your scanner, your rules.

FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS

Don’t overthink it. There is no need to make everything exceptional. Just follow simple instructions you’ve been given. Spot the banned stuff, stamp the papers, and keep the line moving.