Welcome to the most lethargic competition on the planet, where doing absolutely nothing makes you the best in the world.

Are you the type of person who’d call a taxi to take you to the bathroom? Do you dream of having room service for your own kitchen? Do you own a pair of sweatpants for every day of the week? Then this competition is for you!

There’s only one rule, and one rule only:

The longer you stay lazy, the higher you’ll climb on the leaderboard.