The Last of Cats - Parody Edition
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Description
Five years after humanity finally vanished (they had it coming — climate collapse, crypto scams, and too many podcasts), Earth belongs to the cats. Without humans to ruin everything, nature is healing... sort of. Cities are overrun with moss, the internet is gone, and tuna supplies are dwindling.
Among the feline survivors is Mittens — a grumpy ex-pampered housecat with a tragic past, a thousand-yard stare, and a strong dislike for belly rubs. Living in the remnants of a broken-down pet spa, Mittens has found peace among other cats, surviving day-to-day on stolen fish sticks and existential dread.
But when a violent act shatters what little harmony remains, Mittens embarks on a harrowing journey across the post-human wasteland to uncover the truth, serve cold revenge, and maybe — just maybe — find the last can of premium wet food.
🧶 A Complex and Emotional Tail
Dive into Mittens’ dramatic spiral as they seek vengeance, justice, and someone to knock glasses off shelves with. Every choice claws at their soul. Every scratch tells a story. Who are we, if not angry little furballs with unresolved trauma?
🌿 A World Left Behind
Explore the crumbling remains of human civilization: overgrown shopping malls, flooded dog parks, and the sacred grounds of the Last Litterbox. Face strange new threats like Roomba cultists, mutant squirrels, and feral poodles who've formed biker gangs.
🐾 Meow-or-Die Gameplay
Engage in tense, stealthy paw-to-paw combat. Hide in cardboard boxes. Set yarn-based traps. Upgrade your claws, pounce power, and meow intimidation levels. Use fur as camouflage. Survive — or at least land on your feet.
Disclaimer. The Last of Cats – Parody Edition is a parody game inspired by popular post-apocalyptic titles. It is a fan-made project and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official game studios. All names, characters, and content are original and used for humor and satirical purposes only. This game does not violate any trademarks or copyrights.