Welcome to The Castle Burns!
Where the Castle... burns!

It is your job, Sir Gene Ric Knight, or one of the other Champions, to stop Malika, the evil Goblin type thing! For reasons unknown, she is burning everything that crosses her path. That is all fine, but alas, your Castle is also on her path!

LEVEL UP to get new RIDICULOUS WEAPONS!

Loot GOLD COINS to buy stupidly OVERPOWERED ITEMS!

Features a kind and helpful Narrator, to listen to... or kill!

Kill Fairies for their life force to your heart's content!