Dr. Jeremy Bones — not a real doctor — thought he’d hit rock bottom. Then a massive boulder named Gary started chasing him. As they do.

In Rock Bottom , you’ll dash through an endless gauntlet of well timed jumps, deadly spikes, poison darts, bats, and collectible coins ( for a museum, presumably ), all while confronting the slow, unavoidable realisation that you cannot outrun life’s problems — or Gary — forever.

How long can you survive?
Probably not long.