They tried to crack you. You used it for hair gel.

The Punk Pack is a tribute to the loud, the proud, and the perpetually unwanted. It’s not just fashion... it’s a one-egg riot waiting to happen!

With this pack you'll get access to:

• Egg-Spiked Mohawk: Gravity-defying spikes, held together with raw yolk and rage.

• Punk Coat: A tattered leather jacket over a screaming A-symbol tee. Ironically worn with total sincerity.

• Safety Nose Pin: Not a phase. Not safe for metal detectors. Possibly magnetic.

• Patched Gloves: Black gloves with bold red patches. For flipping the system, and flipping the bird.

Warning: May cause side effects such as slouching, sneering, and unsolicited political opinions.