Ever looked at a human and thought, “Yeah, I could pull that off”?

Think again.

The Human Pack lets your bird try on the most suspicious disguise of all: raw, uncanny humanity. It’s a bold step into the weird valley of fleshy ears, patchy stubble, and a tail that absolutely shouldn’t bend that way. You won’t blend in… but you’ll definitely make everyone uncomfortable.

With this pack, you’ll get access to:

• Borrowed Ears: Hear trouble coming or at least pretend you can. Disturbingly lifelike.

• Suspicious Tail: A suspiciously human-looking limb extension. Don’t ask whose it was.

• Human Disguise: Ever wanted to fit in with the humans? Too bad. This skin just makes it worse.

Warning: May cause excessive blinking and moral confusion.