Cooking contraband? Better dress the part. Equal parts science and sass, this kit keeps you safe from fumes, fines, and fashion police.

This pack includes: 

• Gas Passer:  Filters out fumes and awkward questions. Comes with built-in heavy breathing.

• Methyl Mitts: Grip tight. Stir fast. Leave no prints. Not FDA approved

• The Yolk Jacket: It’s yellow. It’s baggy. It’s unmistakable. Just don’t get caught wearing it near a lab

• Chemistry Teacher Shades:  Perfect for grading tests, dodging questions and pretending this is just a school project.