About the Game

A roguelike deckbuilder where you fight with your fingers, spill some blood, and try to make it to your niece’s birthday on time.

You’re a wizard. A not-so-heroic wizard imprisoned for wizard crime, awoken from your wizard slumber by an invitation from your niece. Escape from jail and traverse a hostile world crawling with danger. Every turn is a frenzy of spell sigils, cracking bones, and desperate gestures as you shred through monstrosities with raw elemental power.

You’re not the chosen one, you’re just trying to be a good uncle.

💀 Master Tactical Spellcraft

This isn’t your usual “play the biggest card” deckbuilder.

Every spell is built from elemental patterns cast directly with your fingers. Recipes can overlap and combine , sparking strategies that reward clever play and experimentation.

You’ll discover emergent synergies not just in what you play, but how you cast it — turning each turn into a high-stakes puzzle full of risk, reward, and happy little accidents.

🩸 Gory, never Grim

• Explore a hand-drawn dark fantasy world of cursed ruins and haunted forests

• Face grotesque and absurd monsters , oozing with menace and dread

• Splatter enemies into charred puddles while outrunning your jailors

You’re not saving the world. You’re just trying to get to a birthday party in one piece — and maybe pick up a card on the way

🧠 Designed for “A-ha!” Moments

• 8+ playable characters, each bending the spellcasting system in unique ways

• 5+ ascending difficulty levels for those who crave pain

• One-hour runs - perfect for single-session wins

• A spell system so deep that stream chat endlessly debates the best play

What begins as simple patterns quickly grows into a web of interactions — rewarding experimentation and cleverness over rote memorization.

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Developed by two co-creators sharing all duties , with every 2D asset crafted by dedicated artist DITCH WITCH and creative consulting from Black Lotus Software.