Please Don’t Shoot the Humans is a zombie clicker-defense game about pure efficiency, reckless firepower, and not accidentally shooting the people you are supposed to be saving.

You shoot. They swarm. The numbers go up.

Precision Under Pressure

Hordes of zombies pour onto the screen and your job is simple: click to shoot and wipe them out as fast as possible. Civilians are mixed into the chaos and shooting them costs you gold, so you need both speed and precision to keep your run profitable.

Shape the Battlefield With Upgrades

Between waves, you decide how intense things get. Use your earnings to buy upgrades that change the pace and scale of the game itself. Tougher zombies, higher spawn counts, and longer reaction windows are not just difficulty spikes, they are upgrades you choose so you can kill more zombies and generate more gold.

There are over 200 upgrades to purchase, including:

• Damage boosts and critical hits

• Accuracy improvements to reduce misses

• Area-of-effect blasts, chain lightning, and explosions

• Wave and spawn modifiers that pump more zombies onto the screen

• Quality-of-life and efficiency upgrades to keep your gold flowing

• Evacuate civilians so you do not accidentally shoot them

Build Automated Firepower

You are not alone. Unlock up to 4 auto-turrets that fire alongside you. Upgrade their damage, fire rate, and behavior to turn a single map into a compact kill zone tuned exactly to your playstyle.

One Focused Arena, Endless Runs

The game is built around a single, tightly tuned map designed for repeat runs and optimization. Learn the rhythm of the waves, refine your build, and push for bigger and bigger zombie kill counts and gold totals. A gold summary between waves shows exactly how well your setup is performing.