Do you like looking good while paddling poorly?

Want to radiate the kind of confidence usually reserved for royalty, rockstars, and jet ski influencers? Then this is exactly the DLC you never knew you needed.

Strut onto the water in style with:

• A majestic Jet Ski (you still paddle... but it looks faster)

• A crown, because you're obviously the king or queen of questionable decisions

• An iced-out paddle, forged from pure ego and fake diamonds

None of this makes you better at the game. But does it make you feel better? Absolutely.
Paddle with pride. Paddle with style. Paddle like everyone’s watching.

Also, you’re supporting the dev, which makes you a certified Legend™.