King Me Fool!

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Kill the king. Then take his army.

Want the quickest way to build an army? Turn your enemy’s forces into your own!
KingMeFool is a deck-building roguelike that puts your crafty strategy to the test.
Seize ideal positions, crush your foes’ resolve, and mold their troops into your faithful puppets.

Enemies Make the Best Allies

Every foe on the battlefield is a resource waiting to be claimed.
Use movement cards to outmaneuver your enemies, then break their resistance with brainwash cards.
When their Loyalty hits zero, they’ll fight at your command as loyal allies.
After all—nothing’s more thrilling than blocking a spear with the arm that once held it.

Grow Stronger Through Sin

Revolution demands funding.
Win battles and collect Sin , the currency of your ambition.
Use it in the shop to upgrade , buy , or purge cards to refine your deck.
Power often comes at a price—and here, that price is your own corruption.

A Hell of Your Own Making

The stronger you become, the harsher your trials will grow.
After every battle, you’ll choose the next trial that stands in your way.
Pick strategically based on your current deck and the hardships you’ve already faced—
for in this world, you are both the hero and the architect of your own suffering.

Know Your Enemy, Master the Battle

No single strategy will carry you to victory.
Check the shop to preview your next boss , then adjust your deck accordingly.
Each battlefield repeats, yet your wit must evolve every time—
only the truly cunning can turn foresight into triumph.