Key Features:

• Die horribly to endless waves as you struggle to use your awesome powers to fight back for humanity
  
• Die even more horribly in Challenge modes with finite waves that are still soul-crushingly difficult and possibly impossible
  
• 2 full sets of abilities available literally for FREE (like, right now as you're reading this) (why aren't you playing already?)
  
• You can also give us money for the full 7 sets of abilities (yes please, we would like this)
  
• 80's arcade visuals that some would consider a feature (possibly our best feature)
  
• Announcer who announces things in a deep, powerful voice like Batman
  
• Music somehow even more 80's than the 80's

THE BLIGHTED ARE COMING!