Do you dream of becoming a billionaire by draining rigged carnival machines? Welcome to FUNFAIR BILLIONAIRE , the game where you throw your fake money into shady attractions just for the thrill of watching numbers go up (or not).

A game that reeks of sweat, blurry pixels, and questionable game design. Built with the blood, sweat, and tears of a developer who probably should have stayed an accountant but instead decided to create his "masterpiece"—badly optimized and with a certain disdain for usability.

✨ A GAMEPLAY EXPERIENCE AS ADDICTIVE AS IT IS UNFAIR ✨

💸 Throw your fake cash into machines as rigged as your last failed relationship:

• 🎰 Slot Machine – Win big! (Well… if the algorithm decides to let you.)

• 🕹 Coin Pusher – Watch coins fall and experience a shameful level of excitement.

• 🦾 Claw Machine – A physics system straight out of a nightmare. Good luck grabbing that cursed gold bar.

• 🔴 Roulette – Bet everything on red, instantly regret it.

•  ♣   Blackjack – Bank always wins.

• 🔑 KeyMaster – Look at it bounce like a half-cooked spaghetti

• 🦓 Zebra Race – Don't... Don't play this. It is the best way to win.

•  🇯🇵 Pachinko  – We're still trying to figure out how it works.

⭐ THE FORTUNE TELLER MACHINE: A MYSTERIOUS VOID ⭐

Too much money? Seek wisdom from The Fortune Teller Machine , a mystical entity that promises to reveal your destiny… but, let’s be honest, mostly mocks you. Mystical? Yes. Useful? Absolutely not. But who knows? Maybe it’s right (spoiler: it’s not).

🎵 A SOUND EXPERIENCE STRAIGHT FROM HELL 🎧

Every sound in this game was personally crafted by the developer. And guess what? He has zero musical talent. Expect off-key jingles, suspiciously sourced sound effects, and a soundtrack that will make you question your love for music.

🔥 FEATURES WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE TESTED 🔥

• 🌬 Graphics – An unintentional tribute to the PS2 era, but blurrier.

• 🔋 Optimization – Runs at 22 FPS on a gaming PC yet somehow hits 60 FPS on a toaster.

• 😡 Guaranteed Rage – Every session is a life lesson in existential frustration.

FUNFAIR BILLIONAIRE is the game that will make you say:
"Why am I still playing this?"
and then "Alright, just one more round..."

Available on Steam. Buy it, or just throw your money out the window—the result will be the same. 🎡🎰💸