Only the baddest cross the river, and even a stubby-legged dude can unleash absolute mayhem.

Past 40 and can't even last 3 minutes in a game anymore? This is a game made exclusively for true badasses.

One middle-aged dude. One overpowered weapon. An alternate world swarming with monsters.

Short on legs, heavy on firepower.

The tough guy philosophy is simple: Charge straight ahead, because today I'm going to "BLAST EVERYTHING TO SMITHEREENS"!!