Pre-order Directive 8020 now and receive the ‘Retro Astronaut Outfit Pack’. Designed with a gleaming, metallic silver fabric that reflects the cold, uncaring vastness of space. It’s sleek, form-fitting design will transport you into a world of cosmic horror where the infinite expanse is not a place of wonder, but a terrifying abyss.  

Step on to Tau Ceti f in style, where terror knows no bounds. Crafted for the brave souls who dare to explore the darkest reaches of space – or perhaps, something far worse – this suit is more than just a costume. It’s your entry into the unknown.   

Key Features:   High-gloss metallic silver fabric with a futuristic, sleek finish.   Cassiopeia mission badge to mark your place among the stars Durable, padded construction perfect for long nights of cosmic exploration (or sprinting in panicked terror) 

WARNING: Not suitable for those with a fear of isolation, cosmic dread, or unidentified purple substances.