Welcome to C4 Clicker: First Mint , a clicker game where fake coins are serious business (not really).

This isn’t your average idle game. It’s a crypto parody packed with ridiculous token farming, market chaos, and just enough trading knowledge to confuse your inner bag-holder.

💸 FEATURES:
• Click to mint worthless coins faster than a scam DAO
• Unlock Steam Inventory Items as in-game drops
• Earn all Steam Achievements in one wild ride
• Use the in-game console to explore real-world trading concepts
→ Indicators, charting, trend analysis, FOMO — all gamified
• Parody crypto culture, rug pulls, and late-night trading YouTubers

🎮 No blockchain. No NFTs. Just satire, Steam items, and fake financial clout.

You won't get rich. But you will click.

⏳ Drops occur every 5 minutes ( Subject to change with halving cycles )

Current Rarity Distribution

• Normal — 60.8%

• Common — 21.7%

• Uncommon-ish — 13.0%

• Uncommon — 4.2%

• Rare — 0.17%

• Very Rare — 0.087%

Each drop produces a real Steam inventory item that can be traded or sold on the Community Market.

No real-world cryptocurrency.
Just parody tokens, market chaos, and the thrill of the mint.