Behold the Kickmen


  • MSRP: $3.99
  • Release date: June 18, 2020
  • Genre: Arcade, Sports
  • Number of players:
    • Offline: 1
  • Publisher: Ant Workshop
  • Download size: 491 MB
  • Metacritic: tbd tbd
  • How Long To Beat:
    • Main Story: 3 hours
    • Main + Extra: 4½ hours
    • Completionist: 7 hours
  • ESRB Rating: Mature
  • Play modes: TV, Tabletop, Handheld
  • Languages: English
  • Platforms: Nintendo Switch

Current prices

$1.99 -50%
Matches previous low
Sale ends April 22

Price history

All time low
$1.99 (-50%)

BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game".

Start at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and grind your way up, gruelling match after gruelling match, to become the best at the football that anyone's ever seen, and win the World Cup for your mantelpiece.

FEATURES: Kicking, Passing, Tackling, Squad Management and Doing Goals over and over. There's even a full Story mode, crammed with overblown melodrama and inane decisions to be made.

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