HANK CHAO of THE MISTER FISTER FIELDS, BMERICA decides to partake on a maaaaaaaaaagical journey known as THE BAULAQUEST to defeat the dastardly MISTER ROBINSON, SAVE THE WORLD, and DISCOVER HIS FULL POTENTIAL.

git gud and join today.

please

please.

Features:

• Top-down bullet hell / twin stick shooter gameplay inspired by games such as Touhou and Nuclear Throne

• Dubious digital graphics made by yours truly

• Original music also made by me (very handsome)

• Many levels, enemies, bosses, and secrets 0_0

• Mac and Cheese

• Several neat characters - friendly, unfriendly, and sometimes-friendly-but-also-maybe-not(?)

• DANK lore and story

• Cat people

• Challenging gameplay, tough but fair (except when it's not)

• lol

** DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, events and incidents are the products of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.