Get ready for a game so stupid you would rather show your browser history than admit that you like it! Lots of action, explosions and yes, it's a penis-tank in the trailer.

What? You need more reasons to play "2 Ninjas 1 Cup"?

• Challenging gameplay with instant respawns
  
• Silly plot with voice acting so bad it will make you cringe (don't know which one is worse)
  
• Explosions. Everybody loves explosions
  
• Original gags. Terrible, but original.
  
• Penis-tank
  

Now we're sure that you want to play it, so here's a list containing things "2 Ninjas 1 Cup" doesn't have:

• 3D helicopters
  
• Answers to "Will Trump start the World War III?"
  
• A proof that Hitler knew about the concentration camps
  
• A diet plan for Yo Mamma who is so fat she broke your family tree
  

So what are you waiting for!? We need you to bring the cup back!